Day 2 – Beijing
Yesterday was Great Wall day. We awoke at 6:30am, and headed downstairs to find a taxi to take us to the Simatai section of the great wall. After a short negotiation we got the driver to a reasonable price and began our journey. Using my faithful iPhone translation app, I was able to ask our driver what his name was: Mister Lee.
Mister Lee was more artist than driver, and as we jammed out to Kenny G for the entire journey (the best of album, twice over), we feared on multiple occasions that that car ride would be our last. Passing three trucks at once is no big deal, especially when you compare it to passing three trucks at once while going around a left turn on a two lane street. There was one moment during Kenny G’s cover of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” that we were sure Mister Lee had run out of luck, but with a graceful flick of the wheel we avoided the oncoming jersey barrier and slipped in front of the truck to our right. Mister Lee got us to the wall alive (he pointed and exclaimed “wall” as it appeared over the horizon), and we began our ascent.
The Simatai section of the Wall is more difficult to get to than the popular Badaling section, but it has a much smaller tourist crowd. It is also more ‘authentic’ than the Badaling section, which is mostly reconstructed and, we are told, more Disney World-y. We ran into a group of Australians who we traveled with throughout the day (one of them had done it before). The 5 mile hike was challenging, but utterly astounding. The day at the Great Wall was alone worth the plane ticket. I took about 350 pictures and will be sure to upload them as soon as I get home.
After the 4-5 hour hike we joined our Australian friends for lunch and stuffed our faces. Mister Lee was waiting for us in the parking lot and was a little peeved that we had taken so long. He more than made up for that time on the way home, while treating us to another round of Kenny G.
When we returned to Beijing we spent a few hours recovering from the hike, then headed out to the famous Beijing Night Market, right outside our hotel. Cooper made a point to seek out some Fried Scorpion, and enjoyed it thoroughly. I had a teeny leg, which was more than enough to quench my appetite for Scorpion. Continuing our walk in the market, we were surprised to hear one of the workers yell “PENIS!” in our direction. Yes, that’s right, there was penis for sale. Sheep’s penis.
Cooper said he’d try it if I paid (around $7), and I gladly obliged. The penis took a few minutes to fry, and it came out looking delicious. Cooper dove right in, and the video I took of the experience will speak louder than anything I could write.
I’ll say two things: Cooper eating penis has given us way more than enough jokes to last us the rest of the trip, and the guy whose job it is to yell “PENIS!” has the best job in the world. Post-penis we both tried Bird’s Nest, and Cooper rounded out the experience with some shark meat. We avoided the dog.
Today we saw the Temple of Heaven and the Summer Palace. Both very cool sights, both a bit too crowded for our taste. Still, some really beautiful sites. Tonight we are having Peking Duck at a famous little hole-in-the-wall and are very exciting. I’ll have a full report tomorrow, though I’m sure unless Cooper gets some more dick in him he won’t be satisfied.